All had been going well. I asked for two prints of "More Coffee," and got them. One print now adorns Alexander's Cafe.
Then I asked for two prints of "Ventriloquist," just to fill a frame with an old, yellowed artwork from my younger days. Got those, too.
But ... BUT ... I ask for two prints of my showpiece "Worse," and it's Oh Noes! Error! Wrong-o! Problems!
Okay, that's a hiccup. Nothing to worry about, so I try a different piece.
I ask for two prints of "Illness," and get another chorus of Oh Noes! Error! Wrong-o! Problems!
Sensing a pattern here. So, I go with an original work featuring a nameless character modeled roughly upon my wife.
Two prints of "Joys of Motherhood," please? Guess what: Oh Noes! Error! Wrong-o! Problems!
Dear Deviant Art: I came here for artwork and prints, not for histrionics and problems. I'm married; my wife gives me all the problems I need, thank you. Since you're so wrapped up in difficulties and problems, I won't trouble you further. I'll be moving most of my gallery elsewhere, and getting Kinko's to make my prints. Because Kinko's works on the "make prints, take money" business principle. Who'd've thunk such a haywire capitalist principle would work so well? Kinko's thought so, obviously.
It's not a complete torch-and-run exit, but over time, I expect to keep only a token few pieces here. That way, DA can have its problems, and Kinko's can have my money. Such a wonderful solution, eh? -Sincerely, oneuglybunny.